Booty Calls
The Cellphone: one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse Dearest Reader, I've just finished my preparations for a studio (recording) session which will begin in 20 hrs' time. The song, if I have any say on it, since it is a collaboration, shall be called " How Dare You? " and it is about a booty call receiver who has become too big for their boots; a booty call who has forgotten their position in the lover hierarchy by forgetting that booty calls are after all, disposable. Before we go any further, even though I am sure we all know what a booty call is, let us see its definition: A Booty call is defined as follows by the Urban Dictionary : "A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis." I couldn't have said it better myself. The operative words are " summons " and " ad hoc ". In the song I wrote about one or two particular dynamics of such a tryst , the f...