Friday, May 11, 2012

Momzilla: The Hillbilly Mom

Dearest Reader,

I wasn't going to write for some time because I had nothing to share, when, like God's providence, this little gem fell onto my ratchet hands. I laughed until my stomach hurt, and thereafter, I shared it with those around me, and more laughter ensued. Look, we always blame teachers for every negative thing that occurs to our children because the excuse is that, teachers spend more time with the pupils, but what I am about to show you will dispute all those allegations and prove that, the problem is at home, NOT at school. The problem is with Momzillas!

Prepare to laugh your ass off, and read the letter below. Some background info is that an innocent teacher accidentally kicked a kid's bag from the second floor to the ground floor (stifles a laugh) and I suppose, the school bag was torn in the process, and this is how the parent retaliated to an innocent mistake.

And, oh, this parent has been watching Real Housewives of New York, or BasketBall Wives LA, because she is ghetto as f*ck. This is the kind of woman that will cut you with a nail file. Read and weep! LMAO

The Letter
We will turn a blind eye to the fact that her grammar and spelling are shocking, especially since she is writing to a teacher. I mean, if you're going to challenge a teacher to some after school sparring, the least you can do is let the teacher take you seriously by writing the summons to the duel in proper language. Not, Momzilla! No, she is so accustomed to social networks, probably twitter which is a stickler for shortening words, that  she didn't even bother writing out the entire word "YOU". Two more letters were just too exhausting for her. I suppose she was saving her strength for that fight off school property.

But, what is most alarming, ladies and gentlemen, is that, she is so angry at the world that she wants her kid traded for a school bag, I suppose in some black market this is the norm, where kids are sold for next to peanuts?? Therefore, if you know any person who is looking for a young boy to parent and guide, let me know... Just as long as you have a school bag for the exchange, other wise... No bueno! No deal. Only school bags allowed.

The highlight of the letter is the teacher's snarky response. Oh, Lord! I am laughing again!! LMAO!! When the Momzilla reads the reply to her inferno of a letter, I wonder if she will be more angered, or whether she will be confused. I bet my knickers that it will be the latter. I can just see her, googling the letter one word at a time, trying to make sense of it all.


Anyway, I was just sharing what i came across.

That is all.

Veronnica Wolpendz Loves YOU
Love, Peace and Power!!

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Artist Clinton Jones

Dearest Reader,

I am featuring an artist today who specializes in animation. Actually, he is a Jack of all trades in 2D art. Let me tell you more about him.

Meet Clinton Jones (29)... (Yes, that's him on the right. He didn't give me a pic of himself, because I forgot to ask for it, so I just went on facebook and took it from there. I tried to find a quirky looking one. I hope you don't mind, buddy.)

His CV says that he has taught English in Korea to elementary school kids (poor souls! He probably warped the minds of those little ones...). I asked for a bio and he gave me a CV, so I must write the bio. SMH!

He has two years' experience teaching these little children and so we can all assume that he is literate if he can teach it. We went to High School together and he did his tertiary education at AFDA, graduating with a BA in Motion Picture Medium. With a clay-mation short-film and other animation short-films in his belt, he has made 4 short-films in total. (I will ask him to give me a YOUTube of one to post here)

So... Let us speak, admire and hopefully discuss his art.

Oh, one more thing about him...

He has worked for Super Striker (a newspaper comic strip) as something called a Compositor, and has done various storyboards too, and if you dig his work, drop a message here and I will connect you with him. Now, let us admire his art. I am not really going to delve into it. I like it, but I won't influence your thoughts on the pieces because art is very subjective.

Comic Abstract

Flash Dancer

Lemon Tree


Monster Group

Monster Pair

Shirt Design

Space Tree
Story Board

 Okay, I have to say something... My favorite one is Lucy, the one with the girl. It is so passionate. The movement in it, that wind that seems unbridles and even violent says to me that there is an element about that perticular one that the others do not quite have. It is beautiful, and, hinestly, I would love to see a film about this Lucy. Quite beautiful and touching.

Oooh, the lemon tree is pretty good too. It is haunting and reminds me of Earth Spirits.

Okay, now I zip it.

I hope you enjoyed that eye candy.

Veronnica Wolpendz
Love, Peace and Power!

P.S. I hope to feature more friends on this blog, or have friends as Guest writers. All I ask is that it has everything to do with me, as does this particular post. You see, if he wasn't my friend, I wouldn't have spoken about his art, so do not worry. We shall still remain as self-involved as usual. LMAO!