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Momzilla: The Hillbilly Mom

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Dearest Reader, I wasn't going to write for some time because I had nothing to share, when, like God's providence, this little gem fell onto my ratchet hands. I laughed until my stomach hurt, and thereafter, I shared it with those around me, and more laughter ensued. Look, we always blame teachers for every negative thing that occurs to our children because the excuse is that, teachers spend more time with the pupils, but what I am about to show you will dispute all those allegations and prove that, the problem is at home, NOT at school. The problem is with Momzillas! Prepare to laugh your ass off, and read the letter below. Some background info is that an innocent teacher accidentally kicked a kid's bag from the second floor to the ground floor (stifles a laugh) and I suppose, the school bag was torn in the process, and this is how the parent retaliated to an innocent mistake. And, oh, this parent has been watching Real Housewives of New York, or BasketBall Wives LA

Artist Clinton Jones

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Dearest Reader, I am featuring an artist today who specializes in animation. Actually, he is a Jack of all trades in 2D art. Let me tell you more about him. Meet Clinton Jones (29)... (Yes, that's him on the right. He didn't give me a pic of himself, because I forgot to ask for it, so I just went on facebook and took it from there. I tried to find a quirky looking one. I hope you don't mind, buddy.) His CV says that he has taught English in Korea to elementary school kids (poor souls! He probably warped the minds of those little ones...). I asked for a bio and he gave me a CV, so I must write the bio. SMH! He has two years' experience teaching these little children and so we can all assume that he is literate if he can teach it. We went to High School together and he did his tertiary education at AFDA, graduating with a BA in Motion Picture Medium. With a clay-mation short-film and other animation short-films in his belt, he has made 4 short-films in total.